The content of the article:
- Auto horoscope from 25 to 31 March
- Aries
- Taurus
- Twins
- Cancer
- a lion
- Virgo
- scales
- Scorpion
- Sagittarius
- Capricorn
- Aquarius
- Fishes
If we do not have a car, then traffic jams are not terrible at all, no one will puncture tires if we do not have tires. This is not a new anthem for motorists, but just another lyrical digression from the topic. In general, the horoscope for this road week will delight - the stars predict a lot of travel, a lot of acquaintances on the tracks and, of course, pleasant meetings with traffic cops await us. By the way, let's give a lift to the two-legged ones who run around with packs of washing powders and shout the phrase: Are you still boiling ?! The people celebrate the birthday of the washing machine. Maybe one of the experienced drivers remembers the hard time when things were washed using a board with a ribbed surface (such a thing, very similar to our roads).
Auto horoscope from 25 to 31 March
Aries
Aries, streams that cross the tracks and sidewalks, only like the kids who let paper boats. And the rest of the people are shocked - the drivers swear, the two-legged curse, the traffic cops mutter something under their breaths and stand with displeased faces (again the plan was not fulfilled and they are waiting to catch up from the authorities). But soon March will end, and we will ride on dry paths (even if not smooth, albeit winding, the main thing is that there is no dirt). Until that happens, buckle up - the path will not be easy this spring. And do not go to the forest - there you can meet a bear that celebrates Nikiforov's day and crawls out of the den after hibernation (the road stars saw him - it looks like your neighbor in the garage in some way).
Taurus
Taurus, oh, fuel prices have risen again, we don't even have time to refuel, and the thought comes to part with the wheelbarrow, and we will have to become a pedestrian again. Many drivers do so, but you are holding on for now - the car appreciates such dedication and tries not to be capricious. Starts up immediately, does not grumble in traffic jams, does not sneeze at traffic cops with exhaust gases. But in these March days it is better not to torment the iron horse - put it in the garage. At the same time, celebrate Savvin's day - in the old days, carts were repaired on this spring holiday, but in our time, traditions are preserved. Inspect the anthers, measure the pressure, tighten the wipers against the glass - but what the stars tell you, you yourself know what to do.
Twins
Gemini, road stars do not give any guarantees, and they do not write checks either - so read the car horoscope, and do not make a mistake yourself. Do not argue with traffic cops, do not discuss with pedestrians, do not shout at passengers. Well, think about it, we climbed up on the seat with our feet (they took off their shoes, and the socks don't seem to smell). If on a Saturday in March you see old women with cans and cans on the side of the road, do not drive by. Grandmothers sell birch sap and celebrate the spring holiday Aleksey Teplyi (Solntsegrey). And there are peasants nearby with car parts - take a walk, take a closer look, maybe you will get something useful for a four-wheeled girlfriend.
Cancer
Cancers, the road is all in bumps, absolutely all, we, friends, are in eternal combat readiness. And we sob, poor, grabbing our steering wheel, and again overdue the insurance policy. This is not a song, but a warning - watch the dates on the documents, the stars don't want to be fined. And in general, be careful, people are nervous now, agitated - either the spring aggravation, or just coincided. Pedestrians are especially disturbing - they turn around in the middle of the zebra and rush back, then they talk with talking traffic lights. By the way, most of the bipeds are wearing rubber overshoes - though not fashionable, but their feet are dry. Moreover, everyone celebrates the Day of rubber galoshes (and these useful things were invented already in 1803).
A lion
Lions, that's in vain everyone scolds the traffic cops, because evil uncles can be found both among pedestrians and among motorists. And the patrol guys are very, very kind. Either the traffic will be stopped so that the poor dog can cross the road, then the old woman will be helped to cross the zebra, or they will change their mind about issuing a fine if they understand that the driver has exceeded the speed limit for a good reason. By the way, about fines - conduct an audit in your first-aid kit this spring, check the bandages, plasters and other necessary things (suddenly you run into a check). And throw valerian pills in there - traffic jams are expected to be serious these March days, but the nerves of the drivers are not iron.
Virgo
Virgo, this road week will be kind and smooth. Well, you don't need to explain why the word is in quotation marks - our tracks cannot have smoothness in principle. But your car does not care - during this March period it flies through the holes, and ignores the speed bumps, and does not slow down even in front of a deep puddle. You’ll be busy raising an iron friend - who knows that at the bottom of this puddle, maybe nails are stuck there, or a tire-corroding agent is poured. And if you see sad pedestrians wandering the sidewalks and zebras without raising their heads, do not be surprised. They celebrate the Day of the Sad Donkeys - there is such a sad holiday (do not tell the typewriter, otherwise it will be upset).
Scales
Libra, stars recently rolled on the roads in a provincial town and were horrified. The curbstone was laid in the time of Tsar Pea, the canvas was narrowed, and only one name remained from the sidewalks. Everyone suffers - pedestrians, drivers, and even public utilities (how to put things in order on a road that does not exist ?!). And in large settlements the situation is no better. But enough of the negative - these March days, the drivers of your sign will have many reasons to be happy. By the way, you can earn extra money as a cab driver. At the end of spring, the people are cultivated and celebrate the World Theater Day. Just don't bring the actors - all of a sudden the machine will be frightened by Uncle Hamlet or Aunt Ophelia, and in general the iron horse is not a theater-goer.
Scorpion
Scorpios, why do you think there are so many pedestrians on the streets lately? Yes, the answer is obvious - they don’t take money for walks yet, and travel on public transport has risen in price again. Traffic jams among bipeds will soon become commonplace. But there are all those red-cheeked, smiling, muscular - walk ten to twenty kilometers a day. And there is nothing to say about the traffic cops - they stand for themselves, calmly waving striped sticks and make stern faces when the situation on the highways becomes aggravated. Speaking of wands - did you know that wands weren't always black and white ?! There were both white canes and red sticks. But enough talk - go to the garage, the iron horse is tired.
Sagittarius
Sagittarius, the poor policeman lies all day, everyone drives on him, he will not run away. Because it is called recumbent. In fact, it is called an artificial unevenness, but the stars will not go into details - the road will be difficult these spring days, so drink coffee with valerian, and hold on to the steering wheel tightly. And finally overtake the slow Zhiguli, which do not drive themselves, and do not give to others. Just don't gloat over the hapless driver in your rearview mirror. Let yourself be dragged along, and you drive along the March route. Just do not listen to the tips of your insidious navigator - suddenly he celebrates the Day of the feat of Ivan Susanin and dreams that you will get lost.
Capricorn
Capricorns, again you are out of luck with passengers. Either they get seasick, and the guys demand plastic bags, then they blow, and fellow travelers whine for you to close the window. Let them sit at home or buy a helicopter - look, how tender, it would be better if they pity you or inquired about the state of health of the iron horse. Your typewriter is sad and wasting away these spring days.And the paint is peeling off, and the engine is making a wrong noise, and the trunk is tapping - either the drum has started up, or the woodpecker has flown. Take her for repairs, but lay the route so as not to be seen by the traffic cops. No, you will not be fined, but they will force you to read the rhymes of Korney Chukovsky - the wonderful writer has a birthday.
Aquarius
Aquarians, when you exceeded the speed slightly, a shaggy traffic cop knocked on the window, and stretched out his hand for a fine. But you are not guilty of anything. Indeed, there is complete confusion with these speed limits, and drivers cannot find their way in any way. Also, pedestrians show off and do not cross the zebra, as expected, but jump on one leg. They celebrate One Legged Jump Day. Well at least they didn’t come up with a crawling holiday. Everyone is nervous, and only your iron friend in this March period calmly looks ahead and only blinks the headlights at the sight of such an outrage (check - maybe the generator is faulty, the battery is junk, or it's time to change the warning lights).
Fishes
Pisces, March is coming to an end, but the weather don’t understand some kind of warmth, then cold weather, then rains, then snowfalls. When you travel, throw gloves in the glove compartment and rubber boots in the trunk. You can also attach a boat to the roof - suddenly you have to swim (the Ministry of Emergency Situations threatened with floods). If you drive past the traffic cops, put on something dark - the patrol guys have too piercing eyes, as if they see right through. The guys celebrate the birthday of Wilhelm Roentgen. Well, the stars will not talk about X-rays, they would rather wish you a happy journey and a fun journey. And do not let your horse overwork - although it is iron, it also gets tired.
